I go where I please

  

No fence will stand in the way of me and a treat.

あ～ん

Maybe if I keep my mouth open really wide I'll get something really yummy.

Meta Luma

As meta as October gets. In case you didn't know, the Luma is what I was named after. 

Sometimes being a puppy is very confusing.

- Ellie did you hear something?
- I think so.
- What do you think it is?
- Not sure, but I dropped my dental treat.
- I'm not going to drop mine.
- What do you think it is?
- I dunno. You wanna bark about it?
- Meh. Nah.
-Cool. *nom *nom *nom *nom ...

Happy Halloween!

I'm dressed as a Skunk, cause mommy and daddy often call me smelly. How about you?

My latest snack

Just a little bigger than a penny.

Mommy got to this one and another one before I could enjoy them. She doesn't really know what I snack on outside. She gets so mad at me sometimes so I don't show her.

Not Disney Material

Mommy told me that I'm not Disney material. Sorry daddy. I tried.

New toys I didn't get to keep

So I was patrolling with mommy and daddy a little bit ago and we saw a bunny! I wanted to play with it but it ran away from me. It went so fast past this place that makes this thing around my neck beep so I couldn't run after it any more. So I was sniffing where it was and I found a hole! And guess what? The bunny had toys in there! They were fuzzy and warm. So I was gonna take them under the tree to play with them. I grabbed two but then they started squeaking in my mouth! Daddy kept yelling at me to "drop it" so I had to put them down. They came with this yummy white liquid too. But mommy and daddy put them back in the hole and covered it up with grass. They said I can't play with them. I guess it's not nice to steal the bunny's toys. It's okay because I have lots of toys but I really want to play with the bunny's toys! I know mommy wants them too because she keeps looking out of the window to see if the bunny came back to hide them somewhere else. Silly mommy.

Picnics are fun!

I'm the pricess of this castle...

....and no pea will stand in the way of my naps.

Swift Run Here I Come!

I <3 Water!!!

All better

Sorry I didn't write in a while, mommy and daddy didn't let me use the computer because they said I has something called giardia and wasn't allowed until I was better. I didn't really feel sick, but I did have to go to the bathroom often, which wasn't a lot of fun. Every time I did, I had to wait for a long time while mommy or daddy cleaned my behind with funny-smelling tissues. I like eating tissues out the trash, but these were yucky. I also had to eat very boring food , and there wasn't a lot of it, I was so hugry! To think of it, I didn't get any treats either, I hope I didn't do something wrong! But now I think I'm back to normal, cause today I didn't get my butt wiped and got to taste some of my old food. Oh boy, I hope I get treats soon too!

Walk & Wag 2009

Mommy said we're going for a walk with lots of people and other doggies this Saturday!  She said it's for like a mile.  I have no idea what that means but I'm getting all tired just thinking about it.

Mmm. Yummy frisbee

Today, mommy got me a frisbee.  I don't know why she keeps throwing such yummy things all over the place.

Doh!

Oh man. I got in so much trouble today with both mommy and daddy. I've never seen mommy so mad. All I did was play with a funny smelling birdy. I rubbed myself all over it, and munched on it a little. Daddy started chasing me so I thought he was playing. Until mommy came out and stopped me. Then she almost threw up when I spit the birdy out.

After that, daddy brushed my teeth and they gave me a bath. I hate the loud machine daddy brings out that blows air at me.

So yeah. I guess playing with funny smelling birdies are no good. I can't wait until mommy takes me to the park again so I can lay down in mud puddles again. That's way more fun.

Best way to relieve stress

Mommy and daddy have been sooo busy lately with this moving thing. They won't play with me as much as they used to. It's so stressful and boring. So when mommy took me to the park the other day I just had to have the time of my life!

Oh it was so much fun. And laying in the mud is nice and cool on a hot day.

But after I play in the mud mommy brushes me outside for a long time...

Fun and not fun things

You know what's fun?

Playing in the mud.

You know what's not fun?

Moving.

Moving?

Mommy and daddy said we're moving.

I think that means I get to come to this place more. I like this place. There's a big space outside where I get to run around. And there's a doggy living in the next house!

But this place is empty. Mommy and daddy put plastic all over the floor and wiped the walls today. Weird. I was so bored. The window is a little bit high so I had to stand on my tippty toes to look outside. That was no fun.