Best way to relieve stress

Mommy and daddy have been sooo busy lately with this moving thing. They won't play with me as much as they used to. It's so stressful and boring. So when mommy took me to the park the other day I just had to have the time of my life!

Oh it was so much fun. And laying in the mud is nice and cool on a hot day.

But after I play in the mud mommy brushes me outside for a long time...

Tired, Tired, Tired

Mommy and Daddy say I have it easy, but I think not. This weekend was tough! I had to be on my top guard while people were going in and out of our house taking things.



Then I had to make sure that someone was on the lookout while mommy and daddy were busy putting funny smelling water on the wall. They said I shouldn't drink it, but I tried a bit anyway. It was OK I guess.



I'm so tired now that sometimes I forget how much I love my pizzle braid and fall asleep.

Fun and not fun things

You know what's fun?

Playing in the mud.

You know what's not fun?

Moving.

Moving?

Mommy and daddy said we're moving.

I think that means I get to come to this place more. I like this place. There's a big space outside where I get to run around. And there's a doggy living in the next house!

But this place is empty. Mommy and daddy put plastic all over the floor and wiped the walls today. Weird. I was so bored. The window is a little bit high so I had to stand on my tippty toes to look outside. That was no fun.

I haz no updates

It wasy rainy today.

But I'm still happy!

Horses

I saw these big aminals the other day. I think they're called horses.

They were big and smelly. When they saw us they started walking toward us.

I was scared! But mommy and daddy told me that I used to be with a lot of horses when I was a baby. I don't remember... Mommy said I lived here before:

I don't remember.

Busy Sunday

Oh man. I had a really busy day yesterday. It was action packed!

Mommy and daddy took me to Mill Pond park. I decided it would be pretty cool to walk in the river. That was fun.

But they took me away from the river when I started snacking on the tasty green morsels. They get so mad! I don't understand. They're so yummy. And they're lots of them where all the big loud birds are.

Anyway, then we went hiking. I don't know what hiking is. I just ran around the up and down and all around the hill with bunch of trees.

Then we had a BBQ in the backyard. I met a new person. He smelled like kitties.

Then at the end of the night my brother? Nephew? Gave me a bottle of "Gefilte Fish". But I didn't get to have any.

I'm still tired from all the fun but I hope I hope I get to do it again!

What a day... I'm tired.

Mmm... Beer.

Guess what? Mommy and daddy got me a bottle of beer! It wasn't as yummy is the one mommy drinks. Actually, wait... It didn't taste like beer at all! What was that? Oh well. I took the bottle cap off already. I think I go nom on it some more now.

Mister Duck!!!

OMG Mister Duck. I can't believe you posted on my blog while I was sleeping. Why did you do that?

Just to clarify, my best-friend is my little baby lamb. I've been with my little baby lamb forever. We always sleep in the same area. My little baby lamb came with me to the hospital when I had to stay there. And when I stayed at PetsHotel for a few days too.



















Oh and Mister Duck, I also am better friends with my big Chicken. I think his name is "Arise Chicken". At least that's what daddy calls him.

It's a beautiful day...

Hello, my name is Duck

Hello, my name is Duck. Luma is super tired today because she went on a one-hour walk, which is like twice the usual, so she let me do a blog post for her. Luma is my best friend and likes me more than any of the other toys, we spend lots of time toge.....AAAAAAHHHH, OH GOD, WHY? LUMAAAAA OOOOOOWWWWWW OW NO OW NO OW. NO DON'T PULL THAT! OOOFFF....STOP....AAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHHH. CANT. BREATHE. NOOOOOOOOO. WHY LUMA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!????

I know she only does this because she loves me.

Yours truly,

Duck.

I haz control of TV

Mommy confused me

Today mommy called me a mutant. What is a mutant? She said it's because I'm bigger than my mommy and daddy. I don't understand because mommy and daddy are so much bigger than me. She said my mommy is 12 lbs and my daddy is 18 lbs. And I'm 22 lbs. I can't count that high so I don't know what those numbers mean. And what are lbs? I'm so confused...

Goodnight.

Best Day EVER

Thank you mommy & daddy for letting me play in the puddle!

Yogurt

I <3 eating. It's one of my favorite things to do. When I go to Doggy Day Camp they give me ice cream. Mmmmm.

Mommy and Daddy give me yogurt with my breakfast. It is SO yummy.

Dreaming about the park

All that blogging about going to the park made me dream about it this afternoon.

Here. Let me show you it.

I hope it doesn't rain this weekend.

This is my favorite place to play with other dogs outside my or my sister Ellie's home. I usually come here on the weekends. I like when Mommy and Daddy let me go into the large part with all the big dogs, but sometimes there's too much mud and I have to play with my smaller friends.


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Doggy Day Camp

Sometimes mommy and daddy take me to Doggy Day Camp. That's where I get to go to play with other doggies all day long! I always have so much fun. I like it better than the other "Day Care" places I've been to before. The only thing is you're supposed to go potty inside and I don't like to potty inside. So I try to wait until mommy or daddy comes to get me.

I have lots of fun there but I wish mommy and daddy stay with me. It would be so much more fun if they stayed and played with us. I get really happy when they come and get me. Today both mommy AND daddy came and got me!!! I was SO happy! At first I didn't even see mommy. She was standing far away. I was so excited to see her! But I didn't tinkle because I'm a big girl. 22 lbs big.

Mid-Day Nap

Sometimes Daddy comes home from work during the day and instead of sleeping in my room I get to take my mid-day nap on the futon, which I get all to myself! I just hope he turns the TV down a little...

Mommy knows all

I swear. Mommy knows everything. Yesterday when she came back from work she called me a lazy puppy for drinking water while I was lying down. But she wasn't even there when I did it. How did she know?